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Indian girls are forced to be indoors so they can get pale skin.If their skin was too dark, they were considered unattractive, and it included young boys too.(But then alot of Middle Eastern and Indian women were later killed through bride burning) African girls have been forced to recieve female circumcision.So many young people are dying from aneroxia or bulimia, from suicide, from surgeries gone wrong, is this what you want?Did you want people to feel so ashamed of themselves, they die?